I found my true purpose in life... (+RandomEpicPicsSeason2)

I...
Was inspired...



I...AM A WARRIOR!

Powers of the universe did sire a son...
He was baptized by fire, water, earth, and sky...
From darkness, he rose up in triumph
To ascend the throne of light,
And he alone shall ever be known
As the King of Kings...

I enter this world born under a sign of infinite light,
And there I shall dwell. I now understand...
All that I am shall live in my command...


Voices of Victory
All Shout and proclaim
The Kingdom of Glory is mine
The Raise of the will our prophecy filled

I'm the lord of the day and the night
Ive nothing to sell but the power of hell
My Armies of fire awaits
I'm here to be paid for the pact that was made
My payment can never be late

Crack the Earth, Gods of Thunder
Man and beast will be torn asunder
Into the Fight I own the right
To be the King of kings

My Enemies rise and look to the skies
They Pray I will never appear
The Life has no meaning
Awake they are dreaming
They live in a castle of fear

I summon the demons that live in the wind
As my Chariot drives in the Storm
With the hot blood of Battle
I wait in my saddle
I live and I'll die by the sword

Crack the Earth, Gods of Thunder
Man and beast will be torn asunder
Into the Fight I own the right
To be the King of kings

All the days of his live
He walked without fear
All who's lives he touched
Were made better for knowing him
As he returned goodness with good
So true is justice and retribution were un failling

As my sword is my soul
Then let all who stand before me know
I bring a storm and Magic wind
The Kingdom of the Kings..

I summon the demons that live in the wind
As my Chariot drives in the Storm
With the hot blood of Battle
I wait in my saddle
I live and I'll die by the sword


King of kings!!!
King of kings!!!

King of...

Of Kings!


Father obented me
I ask thee
raise thy hand
we! the sons of Odin!
await thy command
Born!
under the sign
of the hammer we stand
and here we all may die!
our blood on the ground
the battle horns sound!
Let thy Valkyries fly!!

Down from the sky into the fight
Clutched full of rage!!
full of thunder
and glory
Swords in the wind
crossing the sky
Lords of doom bring an end to their story

Today is the day we Die in the fight
None shall remain..
till last one for night
now Valhalla's calling us immortal
we are gods immortal!
We are Gods Of War!!

Odin
hear the fallen wait
To join thee
by thy side
let Valhalla's gates
Open wide.....

Born! under the sign of the hammer
They lived
and here they fought and died!
There blood on the ground..
The battle horns sound!!

Let thy Valkyries fly!!!

Down from the sky into the fight
Clutched full of rage!!
full of thunder
and glory
Swords in the wind
crossing the sky
Lords of doom bring an end to their story

Today is the day we Die in the fight
None shall remain..
till last one for night
now Valhalla's calling us immortal
we are gods immortal!
We are Gods Of War!!


Here to the blaze
I wander
Through this black night
I ponder
The edge of our mighty swords
Did clash
Fallen by our axes
Helmets smashed

Glory and fame
Blood is our name
Souls full of thunder
Hearts of steel
Killers of men
Of warriors friend
Sworn to avenge our fallen brothers
To the end...

One day too
I may fall
I will enter Odin's Hall
I will die sword in hand
My name and my deeds will
Scorch the land

Glory and fame!
Blood is our name..
Soul full of thunder!!
Hearts of steel
Killers of men!
Of warriors friend
Sworn to avenge our fallen brothers

Sons of the gods
today we shall die
Open Valhalla's door
Let the battle begin
with swords in the wind
Hail Gods of War

Sons of Odin we four..!!
By the hammer of Thor!
Ride down from the sky....
Another is born
Another shall fall
This day men will die!!!!

Glory and fame
Blood is our name
Souls full of thunder
Hearts of steel
Killers of men
Of warriors friend
Sworn to avenge our fallen brothers
Sons of the gods today we shall die
Open Valhalla's door
Let the battle begin with swords in the wind
Hail Gods of War

Sons of the gods today we shall die
Open Valhalla's door
Let the battle begin with swords in the wind
Hail Gods of War

Let the battle begin with swords in the wind
Hail
Gods
of War!!!

...Onward into the heart of battle
Fought the sons of Odin
Outnumbered many times
Still
they fought on
Blood poured fourth from their wounds
Deep into the earth
Vultures waited for the broken shells
That once were bodies
But Odin alone would choose the day
They would enter Valhalla
And in their hour of need
He sent forth unto them The Berserker Rage
Now gods and men
They rose up from the ground
Screaming like wild animals
Such is the gift of absolute power
No blade or weapon would harm them
They killed them and horses alike
And all who stood before them died that day

Hail Gods Of War!!!!!

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On the other note: POST EVERYTHING EPIC AND FUNNY THAT IS A PICTURE: HERE.

PS: Don't Never ask why I saved these.

LOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOO i love the cat coming from the sky " WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW ? " i love it xD and the bears , and the cute dog on the bamboo stick xD

Favorite: Panda dog! ;D!

x]

Noobs! You aren't posting any pictures! ;[
I can't post anymore of mine unless someone else joins in on the fun.

lolcano i nearly pissed ma self laffing

LMFAOLOLROFLCOPTERLMAOLERLLAWL XD That was great!! LOLOLOLOL

No. Its what he does ALL THE TIME. x]

Lerls, OMFG 5 posts till next star -Happy dance-

True that. So am I. We should spam talk each other for megaposts xP

THAT WOULD ROCK. O.o

OMFG 3 STARS O.o

I EDITED O.o

I did. And posted 4 things O.o